Didn't it get uploaded?
Actually, May wasn't my department. Check down in Room 301. Pretty sure they were supposed to take care of it.
Mechanical problem beyond our control: The Futzer Artman was on the fritz. The Futzer Fixer was busy dealing with an unusual high volume of hardw
Almost the entire staff was dealing an with unbelievable influx of emails requiring appropriate and timely
responses. Just a few coming our way:
Human waste to plug extinct Auckland volcano
Say goodbye to bed flaccidity
Drugs Are Found to Block HIV In Monkeys
Tony Perkins urges monkeys to take abstinence pledge
See how Agency Access helped us land a job with Wal-Mart
I'm really not a jerk
Uh, it's around here somewhere...
Don't look at me. I was working on